After 2 hours of digging and pulling with their suv they got the tree out of the ground and onto their mini-trailer:
Oh hey! lets use pink hair spray to make a sign on the back of the sheet so people don't hit us... Umm... What should it say??? "Caution" perhaps? OK... C-A-T-... Umm how do you spell it? Why did you write some scribbles and then "Cat?" Isn't that how you spell it??? ::Sigh:: You're and idiot....
Uh oh... the tree is starting to fall off the trailer... go get another sheet....
Meanwhile daughter #2 has died in the back of the SUV from heat exhaustion while the other 5 try to figure out how to get the 4th bedsheet attached to the tree to hold it down...
"Dude, this is really ghetto, even for us..."
"Seriously Dad... this is the worst vacation ever..."
So after 3+ hours they drove off with bits of the tree being ripped off on the asphalt as they disappeared.... R.I.P. tree...
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