You know you are from Ohio If...

Since I will be driving back to my home state for the first time in 26 months I thought this list might prove interesting... How may of these apply to me???

1. You've never met any celebrities. (not in Ohio)
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. (True)
3. "Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to King's Island. (How About Cedar Point?)
4. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular. (Manhattan Transfer is always Popular!)
5. You measure distance in minutes. (Findlay is 20 minutes south of Bowling Green!)
6. Down south to you means Kentucky. (YES)
7. You know several people who have hit a deer. (YES)
8. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. (YES)
9. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. (no...)
10. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. (YES)
11. You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better." (Will it help my Prius?)
12. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. (YES, Corn... what idiot wouldn't know that?)
13. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks. (YES)
14. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year. (YES)
15. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:"Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with." (YES)
16. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain. (Does the Cookie festival in McComb count as a vegetable?)
17. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. (YES, my parents)
18. You carry jumper cables in your car. (No)
19. You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is. (YES... don't ask me how how or when because i'm not allowed to say)
20. You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup. (There are other spices???)
21. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. (I did this several times as a kid)
22. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. (I don't think, I know it)
23. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports. (Findlay Courier anyone?)
24. You think that deer season is a national holiday. (It isn't? It is a valid excuse to miss school!)
25. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. (Maple)
26. You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly". (True)
27. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction. (Construction is also known as 'orange barrel season')
28. You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones. (YES)
29. You can spell words like Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas. (YES)
30. You know that Serpent Mound was not made by snakes. (YES)
31. You don't think of Florida first when someone mentions Miami. (YES)
32. You snicker when someone's from Tiffin, because you think of the State Hospital. (YES)
33. You think Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange! (Dont they all?)
34. You've heard of 3.2% beer. (only from parents stories)
35. Schools close for the state basketball tournament. (YES... sadly)
36. You're proud of your state fair, but would rather go to Cedar Point. (DEFINITELY)
37. You live less than 30 miles from some college or university. (BGSU, University of Findlay, University of Tiffin)
38. You root for a college team though you've never taken a class there. (YES)
39. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Ohio friends. (YES)
40. Isn't it sad? You just said "yup" and "uh-huh" to most of these!!! (YUP!)

a few more

41.You've ever seen hail, rain, snow, and sleet all in the same day (YUP!)
42. You have seen the Touchdown Jesus on I-75 (YUP!)
43. You know that Drew Carey is basically our mascot (YUP!)
44.I know I'm from Ohio, because I hate the Steelers, and Art Modell is my worst enemy. (Umm..?)
45.I know that I live in a great state with 3 of the best amusement parks, and they're all owned by the same company. (Only two now... we miss you Geauga Lake!)
46.The phrase "Lake effect" strikes terror in your heart. (YUP!)
47.The phrase Muck Fichigan means anything to you. (YUP!)
48.One of your favorite parts of the holiday season is to eat candy that resembles a poisonous nut. (YUP!)
49.You drive down the interstate and want to hit vehicles with blue license plates. (YUP!) (YUP!) (YUP!)
50.You know why Ohio is so high on the bad drivers list. Hint hint. ^ ( Michigan) (YUP!)
51.You can identify roadkill after a semi truck has run over it. (YUP!)
52.You hate the fact that Ohio is becoming famous because of a stupid Jesus statue down by Cincy. (It burned down by an act of God)
53.You know all the words to Margaritaville and have atttended a Jimmy Buffett concert in Cincy and claim him as a citizen even though Jimmy Buffett has no ties with Ohio what so ever. (Eww... Nope!)
54.You know Carmen Electras' real name is Tara Leigh Patrick. (YUP!)
55.You can name at least 3 famous music groups and at least 5 famous people from Ohio. (YUP!)
56.It's summer, you have an earthquake, a tornado, and snow all in one week. (Mabye)
57.If you have ever celebrated "Sweetest Day." Apparently Ohio is the only state to celebrate it! (Other states don't have sweetest day a.k.a. 'sell off the leftover Valentine's day junk at 40% off day'?)